tags: packaged goods: videos
packaged goods: videos
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Seeking Delicious Fake Blood
This week’s mission: blood capsules from Target and Living Nightmare, plus a homemade alternative.
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Ice Cream Topping Insanity
This week’s mission: flavored, syrupy ice cream toppings.
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Lazy Man’s Panini
This week’s mission: three brands of frozen, microwavable panini.
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Huffable Chocolate
This week’s mission: no-calorie powdered chocolate in an asthma inhaler–type device.
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The Ultimate Carb Machine
This week’s mission: Pasta dinner inside hollowed-out rolls.
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The Fun Side of Indigestion
This week’s mission: coating your insides with cherry goodness.
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Dead Shellfish Ale
This week’s mission: low-grade beer mixed with Clamato.
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Baby Food Taste-Off
This week’s mission: mushy orange veg and turkey dinners for tots.
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The Most Expensive Booze
This week’s mission: $2,000 single-malt Scotch whisky.
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Eggnog Treat Roundup
This week’s mission: a variety of nogs, in shake, latte, and straight-up form.
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Delivery Pasta Done Right
This week’s mission: over three pounds of baked pasta delivered to your door.
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Landlocked Seafood Fiesta
This week’s mission: two new jazzy shellfish dishes from the seafood chain I can no longer ignore.
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Better Bad Pizza
This week’s mission: a new higher-end pie by Pizza Hut.
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Whiskey Steak on a Diet
This week’s mission: Low-cal frozen food that gets steamed and sauced.



