product tastings

Stories

• Elvis Cups and Sopranos Soda
  Pop with a bang
• Deli Creations and Salad Spritzers
  The Binaca of salad dressing
• Oreo Cakesters and Yoplait Go-Gurt Fizzix
  America’s favorite cookie fails as a snack cake
• Cheesy Beefy Melt and Simple Harvest Hot Cereal
  The most unchallenging offering yet from Taco Bell
• Oreo Dessert Pizza and Cereal Straws
  Resist ordering while in a cannabis haze
• Garden Harvest Toasted Chips and Hemp Bliss Organic Hempmilk
  Fruity snack chips blaze new trails
• Injectable Marinades and 100-Calorie Snacks
  Giant needle delivers thrills and marinade
• Country Breakfast Burrito and Hot Tamales Ice
  A mint revamp of an old-school candy
• Flaky Cinnamon Twists and Breakfast Cookies
  Chocolate chips scarce in morning nosh
• Oven Ready Turkey and Tofurky Roast
  Which one is more like mystery meat?
• Chocolate Croissants and Peppermint Mocha Frap
  Seasonal flair from Starbucks
• White Lotus Vodka and Alouette Berries & Cream Spreadable Cheese
  Prevent hangovers?
• McSkillet Burrito and International Delight Coffee Creamer
  A surprise in my sausage
• Kashi All Natural Frozen Entrées and Extra-Healthy Yogurts
  Bowel-friendly cultures
• From Tub to Mouth
  Ready-to-Eat Cheesecake Filling and Campbell’s Select Soups
• Another Bad Attempt at a Diet Dessert
  Smart Ones Sundae and Organic Orchard Juice
• Will Salsa Conquer Processed Cheese?
  Taco Bell Fresco Menu and HER energy drink
• Italian Ice Cream Trance State
  Bistro Deluxe dinners and Talenti gelato
• Whiskey Steak on a Diet
  Healthy Choice Café Steamers
• Better Bad Pizza
  Pizza Hut’s Pizza Mia
• Cheesy Chips Mellow Out
  Natural Doritos and Crayons Fruit Drinks
• Landlocked Seafood Fiesta
  New Red Lobster shrimp dishes
• Crispiness Jihad
  Ben & Jerry’s Cinnamon Buns ice cream, and Nestlé Crunch Crisp bar
• Low-Rent Umami
  Wholesome Classics Hamburger Helper and Big & Soft Chips Ahoy!
• Emasculated Breakfast Cereal
  Strawberry Chex and Wild Animal Crunch cereals
• Cookies, Crazy-Ass and Classic
  Cranberry Omega 3 Flax Seed and Raspberry Milanos
• Elf Ladies Like Mint Candy
  3 Musketeers Mint Bar and Hershey’s Snack Barz
• Diet Craft Beer for the Oxymoron
  Miller Lite Brewers Collection and Bush’s Best Grillin’ Beans
• Microwave Pasta Sauce Face-Off
  Ragú and Bertolli bagged pasta sauces
• Indiana Jones Treats
  Mint Crisp M&M’s and Lemonaise
• A New Healthy Chip Concept
  Bountifuls chunky salad dressing and Popchips
• Dour Cookies for a Desert Island
  Oatmeal Raisin Snacks and Tropicana Pure
• Delivery Pasta Done Right
  Pizza Hut Tuscani Pastas
• Mysteries of Tempeh Revealed
  Turtle Island Foods Tempeh and Betty Crocker Flavored Mashed Potatoes
• What Does Beige Taste Like?
  Chocolate Mix Skittles and Tea-over-Ice
• Shelf-Stable Ice Cream Float Disaster
  Sunkist and A&W Floats, and the Nestlé “Richer” Bar
• Venial Vegetable Trickery
  Cheerios Snack Mix and Green Giant healthy vegetable mixes