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CHOW: Recipes: Gangstaghetti

This recipe was part of the Food Fight: Desperation Dinner Challenge which ended Mar 31, 2008 05:00 PM. See winners »

VOTE 12

Gangstaghetti Recipe

By alexalligator
Difficulty: Hard | Total Time: 4-5 smoke breaks | Makes: 1 serving

This is for all you gangstas, thugs, and players out there.

INGREDIENTS
  • Spaghetti
  • 40oz Olde English
  • Fried Chicken
  • Oregano
  • Brown gravy
INSTRUCTIONS
  1. Cook Spaghetti as normal, substitute water for the 40.
  2. Cook fried chicken, strip it from its bones.
  3. Make gravy.
  4. Combined Spaghetti, fried chicken, and gravy.
  5. Garnish with oregano.
  6. Smoke menthol cigarette after consuming(optional, but recommended)

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COMMENT

  • I expected a bit more - hasn't anyone seen 'Goodfellas'? Those guys could really cook!

  • That is ghetto...

  • poor taste. delete

  • well its a shithouse attempt at humor and a shithouse recepie and should be dragged as its just plain shithouse

  • Until I read the comments I was fooled into thinking this was actually a recipe.. Bah..

  • Why is it indexed in the recipes section under "African?"

  • Okay...I'm guessing I missed the context. This whole thing is very offensive.

  • Yeah, but it's a REALLY MEAN baked ziti!

  • Gangsters can cook, Tony Soprano makes a pretty mean baked ziti I hear.

  • My friend Keenan's response:
    1. Get u th' last 2 pieces of KFC out the fridge, even tho Mama done tolt you 2 save 'em 4 when she get home from work.
    2. Smoke a blunt
    3. Take the bones out that chicken.
    4. Find a 40
    5. Get u a can of Chef Boyardee. Don't matter what flavor.
    4. Smoke a blunt
    3. Rinse the tomato sauce out the Chef Boyardee. S**t's nastee.
    7. Did u get that 40? Then why ain't u...+READ

    My friend Keenan's response:
    1. Get u th' last 2 pieces of KFC out the fridge, even tho Mama done tolt you 2 save 'em 4 when she get home from work.
    2. Smoke a blunt
    3. Take the bones out that chicken.
    4. Find a 40
    5. Get u a can of Chef Boyardee. Don't matter what flavor.
    4. Smoke a blunt
    3. Rinse the tomato sauce out the Chef Boyardee. S**t's nastee.
    7. Did u get that 40? Then why ain't u dranking biatch?
    0. Put the chicken and the noodles in a bowl wit sum hot sauce on top.
    9. Thro that s**t in the microwave fo a minute
    8. Get back on 'at 40 and puff anotha blunt. U prolly should call yo' boyz an' get summo weed.
    6. The alarm on th' microwave been goin' off fo' 5 minutes- stoned azz fool. Getcha damn food! And put summo hot sauce on that */!@t! I hold on 2 that 40 and the spliff while u inside, a'ight?

    Serves 8-10, 5-7 on good behavior-COLLAPSE

  • Congrats, you have finished the second semester of Gangsta cooking 101: How not poison yourself with weed residues.

  • that ain't gangsta.

  • Told you he wuz hardcore

  • yikes

  • To truly be a desperation dinner, this would have to be made with take out, grocery store leftover fried chicken. Also, the gravy would have to be the canned stuff.
    The oregano is a little too upscale for me here. What about shredded beef jerky, or better yet, Cheetos?
    Love the 40 spaghetto.