What Makes You Consider Eating Soup When It's Hot

In my opinion, soup was the only dish invented by God.Its variety and brilliance permeate the universe like stars, black wind and dark matter.

It never ceases to irritate me when I hear people say they don't make or eat hot soup during the summer. Yet, the same people cook meat outside and eat that hot. As well as hot pizza. Ever hear a friend say on the phone to the pizzaman: "Please, it's July. Send me the pizza cold."

I think people follow rules without thinking about them. What's good enough for daddy is good enough for me. These same people have a disarmingly narrow menu for breakfast. Either it was laid by a chicken and paired with cured meat, or comes from a box with a ludicrous and untalented cartoon mascot.

I eat soup for breakfast on hot summer days. So far, the joints of the world haven't crackled.

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