Jamaica Jones's Profile
Do any of y'all know where to get these little suckers? I have a friend who is trying like mad to source them; apparently they're the honest-to-god "escargot" snails and, being extremely aggressive (now there's a funny mental image... can gastropods be aggressive?), they are outlawed as a commercial product. They can be raised, but they cannot be sold.
They can, however, be "gifted..."
They are incredibly hard to find, especially North of the Mason-Dixon line, and are incredibly wonderful. I remember, as a kid, I would score a few prize Mallocups in each haul of Halloween booty and ate those veryveryveryvery last. Gems, they are. Squishy, mallowy, coconutty gems.