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Client 9's Profile

Five Guys burgers coming to Park Slope

Exactly. Supermarkets are being replaced with banks. Banks banks banks. This city can't get enough. I guess we can all just eat our delicious, filthy money. Yum yum.

frozen yogurt in carroll gardens/cobble hill

Wait a minute ... yogurt-flavored ice cream? It's ice cream, but it's supposed to taste like yogurt? This is madness!! What's next, butter that tastes like margarine? Cats and dogs, getting along? Surely this is one of the signs of the apocalypse.