I gave up chocolate for Lent and plan on indulging to the extreme Saturday at midnight (I'm not terribly religious). I want to make something sickeningly choclatey, something that will put me in a chococoma for at least 14 hours. I've been ogling food porn of cakes dripping in ganache for days but can't find anything that looks like it will quite sate 40 days of withdrawl.

What's the most decadent chocolate dessert you can think of? bonus points if it comes with a sexy picture.

I've been dying to try to make pulled pork at school, but I don't have a crock pot or pressure cooker, and the oven in my dorm is absolutely terrible and generally is 50 degrees off from whatever temperature it's set at. All I have is my (life saving) rice cooker.

I've found a couple poorly instructed recipes from people who've tried pulled pork in a rice cooker before, but some say it takes 2 hours for a 3lb shoulder and others say you should leave it 8 hours over night! Also I have no idea whether to turn it onto the rice (hot) or "keep warm" (low) setting after braising the pork.

Thoughts?