I used to eat (in highschool) a marshmallow, on saltine crackers, with sardines (packed in olive iil). You had to put the sardine on top, and the marshmallow in the middle.
I love a good anchovy pizza (thinnest of crusts)
Peanut butter, banana, marshmallow fluff and honey on wonder bread
Dry oatmeal and white sugar mixed together in a bowl, eaten dry
Malt powder! Mmm
And as far as fast food goes, Popeye's mashed potatoes and gravy at least once a year, taco bell bean burritos if I am out late drinking, and mcdonald's breakfast burritos if I am in a rush, never more often than once every month or two
I know I shouldn't eat it, but about once or twice a month if I'm in a hurry, I make the classic with half the butter, cook with the noodles (added halfway through):