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Real Name:

H.D. Joseph Smith III

Blog:

http://4chan.org/b/

Best meal I ever ate:

not sure I have had a "best meal" yet. Joso's is pretty awesome. I hate, super hate, pretentious half-a-bite $40 a course food.

My current drink of choice:

vodka mixed with anything. i hate wine (except cheap lowbrow wine) and especially anyone who thinks there is such sophistication in a drink that for $500 you can taste cigars, plums, dancing fairies etc.

I really wish I could:

shut down any restaurant i wished using a magic wand and erase suburbia completely

My "Go-to" dinner party dish:

... is always something made at home. i swear, mushrooms cooked in oil is better than virtually anything you buy at the stores.

My favorite comfort food:

pretty much anything starch... bread and butter will elicit enormous delight. rice, pasta... better than an orgasm. dr. atkins is out to get me, I just know it...

My most tattered cookbooks:

joy of cooking, end of story