Haha! Your mom was so high!
I was chuckling while I was reading your post.
I can relate! My mom would mispronounce just about everything. Usually on purpose trying to be funny.
Everything was Cream of Mushroom soup based. I wish she would have done a noodle once in a while. Her schtick was Minute Rice. I like everything nice. Except my Minute Rice.
If I ever saw my mom wrapping beat up meat around a pickle spear then dousing it with a log of soup, why....I just don't know!