Unless you are restricted to absolutely zero alcohol, add one ounce of a good quality lager or ale (I like Smithwicks and Old Peculiar) to 12 ounces of any top NA brand such as Clausthaler, Becks or St. Pauli) and you have a very drinkable and tasty brew. With Smithwicks (4.4% alcohol) you wind up with a mix of about 0.8% alcohol (a little over 0.10 ounce of alcohol) if my math is right.

Where does one find Thomas Brau?

I just discovered a NA beer that is as good, if not better, than Clausthaler, my previous favorite. It is Gerstel, brewed in Mannheim, Germany by Privatbrauerei Eicbaum. Distributed by a California company, it is hard to find here in the Carolinas.

Clausthaler is the best NA beer by far. It is the only NA beer that really tastes like beer. Becks is a distant second followed by St. Pauli Girl. Kaliber is better than the rest but has a sickly sweet taste. Buckler is acceptable in an emergency but the rest (Sharps, Coors, Odouls, Busch) are terrible - I'd rather drink Alka Seltzer.