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CHOW Tour: Mongol Rally

#43: Our Final Meal

by: Joshua M. Bernstein October 08, 2007

Shockingly, Mongolia’s capital delivers some of the best Korean food we’ve ever had.

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#42: Gravy Makes a World of Difference

by: Joshua M. Bernstein October 05, 2007

After riding on a bus for 12 hours with locals who don’t eat, we finally have some mutton with gravy.

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#41: Our Car Receives a Mortal Blow

by: Joshua M. Bernstein October 04, 2007

But at least we found a place to eat scrambled eggs.

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#40: Desperate Enough to Eat Sheep Off the Floor

by: Joshua M. Bernstein October 03, 2007

We choose our restaurant based on which one has a more tasteful window display of bloody animal parts.

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#39: At Least the Goatherd Liked It

by: Joshua M. Bernstein October 02, 2007

Driving very, very slowly across Mongolia, we eat really bad fish sandwiches and share them with a passing stranger.

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#38: That Guy Killed Our Dinner!

by: Joshua M. Bernstein October 01, 2007

Sometimes it’s better not to know where your food came from. Particularly when you’ve just lost at arm-wrestling to the man who hunted it down.

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#37: Nomad Hospitality

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 28, 2007

It’s fun to party in a yurt, but it’ll cost you.

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#36: My MacGyver Moment

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 27, 2007

A caffeine addict will do anything to get his fix—even make coffee with ragged old underwear.

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#35: Horse Jerky, the Perfect Drunken Food

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 26, 2007

We miss the Mongolian border crossing and have to dip into our sketchiest dried provision.

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#34: Kebab-Flavored Snack Food

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 25, 2007

We’re down to the dregs of our supplies again, after being grossed out by offal in an outdoor market.

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#33: No Fat, No Gristle

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 24, 2007

We can’t find a decent road to save our lives, but finally we get some good kebabs.

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#32: On the 13th Day, God Made Malls

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 21, 2007

Escalators, security guards, off-brand McDonald’s and fake Starbucks—heaven? No, a mall in Kazakhstan!

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#31: Milk-Ball Bricks in Kyrgyzstan

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 20, 2007

Yet another food I don’t recognize, and decide to try.

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#30: Imodium, Sweet Imodium

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 19, 2007

Our stomachs ruined from last night’s party, it’s our only nutritional intake.

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#29: Partying with Mr. Babahana

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 18, 2007

Before he got sick of us, our host treated us to horse meat, vodka, and a place to sleep.

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#28: Man Cannot Live on Melon Alone

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 17, 2007

He must also have sour goat milk soup. Especially when those are the only things available along the roadside of Uzbekistan.

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#27: Wal-Mart on Acid

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 14, 2007

Bugs Meany’s car breaks down, leading to an exploration of a crazy outdoor food market. Only $1.50 for a feast of treats.

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#26: Rusted Ships and Drunken Cops

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 13, 2007

In a washed-up former shipping port, we drink cold noodle soup to beat the heat and do vodka shots with the local police.

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#25: A Seismic Shift in Roadside Dining

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 12, 2007

It’s very hot, but crossing into Uzbekistan, we’re starting to see some better grub.

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#24: Waiter, There's a Spider in My Soup

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 11, 2007

At the Uzbekistan border, we get more borscht, plus a little something extra.

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#23: More Mystery Meat in Kazakhstan

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 10, 2007

Unforgiving sun, potholed dirt roads, a plywood table, and some kind of organ meat.

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#22: Party with Bugs Meany

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 07, 2007

We meet up with fellow New Yorkers and enjoy the company of some lovely ladies at a pirozhki joint.

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#21: Blood on the Tiles

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 06, 2007

At first, the hotel restaurant looked so elegant, with its chandeliers and Casio keyboard.

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#20: Finally, Fermented Horse Milk

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 05, 2007

I’ve been psyching myself up to try it; now it’s time. Kumis, here I come.

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#19: More Restaurant Shantytowns

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 04, 2007

A roadside honey salesman, an egg pirozhki at a shabby interstate stop-off—ah, the joys of Eastern European road-tripping.

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#18: My Big Russian Mistake

by: Joshua M. Bernstein September 03, 2007

My friend had warned me not to drink kvass. I didn’t mean to, I swear!

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#17: Escape from Moscow

by: Joshua M. Bernstein August 31, 2007

In a run-down restaurant with fake bark on the walls, we discover damn good borscht.

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#16: First Moscow Calories

by: Joshua M. Bernstein August 30, 2007

There are Sbarros here, but we opt for pork belly from a corner store and a pancake shop.

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#15: Never Trust Truckers

by: Joshua M. Bernstein August 29, 2007

If we’d waited a couple of miles, we could’ve killed our hunger in style.

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#14: Sometimes You Don't Eat

by: Joshua M. Bernstein August 28, 2007

Like when crossing the Russian border. Our stomachs are ready to mutiny.

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