Supertaster 
White Lotus Vodka and Alouette Berries & Cream Spreadable Cheese
This week's mission: a spirit that's supposed to prevent hangovers, and middlebrow holiday cheese. READ MORE
Chocolate Croissants and Peppermint Mocha Frap
This week's mission: frozen pastry with magic rising power, and seasonal Frappuccino in a bottle. READ MORE
Oven Ready Turkey and Tofurky Roast
This week's mission: way-too-quick-cooking real turkey, and a gussied-up vegetarian protein. READ MORE
Flaky Cinnamon Twists and Breakfast Cookies
This week's mission: Pillsbury cinnamon buns in a new shape, and an allegedly giant cookie to start your day. READ MORE
Country Breakfast Burrito and Hot Tamales Ice
This week's mission: a burrito containing everything but pancakes, and a mint revamp of an old-school candy. READ MORE
Injectable Marinades and 100-Calorie Snacks
This week's mission: marinade you squirt into meat with a syringe, and tinier snack cakes. READ MORE
Garden Harvest Toasted Chips and Hemp Bliss Organic Hempmilk
This week's mission: Quasi-healthy chips containing fruit, and nondairy "milk" that tastes like rancid nuts. READ MORE
Oreo Dessert Pizza and Cereal Straws
This week's mission: dessert pizza topped with Oreos and cereal straws for drinking milk. READ MORE
Cheesy Beefy Melt and Simple Harvest Hot Cereal
This week's mission: a new comforting burrito and wholesome, flavored oatmeal for adults. READ MORE
Oreo Cakesters and Yoplait Go-Gurt Fizzix
This week's mission: squishy Oreos and carbonated yogurt. READ MORE
