Supertaster 
The Kitsch Value of Jimmy Dean
This week's mission: frozen sweet-and-sour Thai food, and mini breakfast sausages wrapped in pancakes. READ MORE
Booze-Flavored Munchies
This week's mission: potato chips flavored like beer and Bloody Marys, and fancier M&M's. READ MORE
Pancakes from a Can
This week's mission: pancake batter in an aerosol can, and strawberry cereal. READ MORE
Alluring Burger King Apple “Fries”
This week's mission: low-fat prepackaged ice cream cones, and a healthier Burger King kids' meal. READ MORE
Another Secretly High-Calorie Salad
This week's mission: Cold meets hot on a lettuce bed, and a new fast-food breakfast. READ MORE
Marshmallow Blob Training Centers
This week's mission: sweet cereals and sweet, sweet profits. READ MORE
Pomegranate Raspberry–Flavored Beer
This week's mission: new hot-weather macrobrews. READ MORE
What Shame Looks Like
This week's mission: diet-friendly coffee cake bites, and rainbow-medley Tic Tacs. READ MORE
Bagel Felony
This week's mission: Healthier rice/potato chips and cream cheese–filled bagel cylinders. READ MORE