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Brownies Not Quite from Scratch
It’s not like brownies are all that hard to make from scratch. But, when you’re feeling too lazy to melt chocolate in a double boiler, there’s always brownie mix. Are there worthwhile brownies that come out of a box?
Many hounds recommend Ghirardelli’s brownie mixes. “There is nothing about it that gives off ‘I’m from a mix’ vibes; delicious,” says Full tummy. “I’ve never seen a brownie so dark. Very rich and moist,” says Kate is always hungry. gansu girl hasn’t been able to improve on them, even from scratch. “I do doctor them up often,” she says. “Add crumbled peppermint patties, a peanut butter swirl on top, perform a rocky-road-fication, etc. People practically fall off their chairs when I tell them they’re not homemade, even when they’re just in their ‘pure’ form, out of the box.”
Trader Joe’s Brownie Truffle Baking Mix is the only one coll bothers with; it’s extra good with some Kahlúa or instant espresso added in, though it doesn’t need anything extra to be good. LovelyAsia likes Duncan Hines Chewy Fudge mix, for brownies with a consistency resembling fudge. “I have tried many homemade recipes but they always come out too cake like,” she says. They’re especially good—and can pass for homemade—with some marshmallows, walnuts, or broken pieces of Skor bar added in.
Still not convinced about mixes? Then try CHOW’s Intense Brownies recipe instead.
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Niman Ranch Pork Loin
Niman Ranch pork loin is more than worth the hype, says alkapal. Succulent, juicy, and fine-fleshed, it has fantastic flavor with zero gaminess. The pork loin has a thin fat cap, and will render out quite a bit of fat, says alkapal. “Despite the amount of fat in the roasting pan, the loin was still juicy and super-tender, but not mushy in any respect,” he says. “Beautiful! It puts other pork loins to shame.”
“This is how pork should be,” says alkapal. “The ‘other’ white meat? Man, I’d venture it’s the ‘only’ white meat that’s worth eating. I couldn’t recommend it more highly.”
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Holy Pears
More wacky food news from abroad: Apparently pears can be grown inside hard plastic forms that resemble popular depictions of Buddha, thereby creating edible versions of the Enlightened One. (Not surprisingly, we have the Japanese—developers of the square watermelon—to thank for this innovation.) Buddhists are regarded as being fairly easygoing when it comes to questions of sacrilege, which is fortunate; edible fruit versions of Jesus or Muhammad might be less popular among the faithful.
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