When you’ve gone to all the trouble of making your own pizza, you don’t want to be standing over it as your guests watch, hacking it into slices with your chef’s knife. The classic rolling pizza cutter doesn’t really work either: You have to press firmly on a typically hard, uncomfortable handle while you’re rolling, huffing and puffing like a big fat idiot who should have ordered delivery.
The Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Slicer, which looks like a tiny circular saw, is smarter. You push down on a short, sturdy piece of plastic, making it easier to provide the leverage needed to cut through your blistery, chewy crust. It’s manual, not electric, so you’ll have to provide the “Zzzzz!” sound yourself.
Pizza Boss 3000 Pizza Slicer, $14.99