Hard to Swallow

It has been one of those strange days for food news. To quickly recap:

• The Ethicurean has discovered an enterprising movie theater that’s cooking its popcorn in bacon fat.

• The BBC’s online video streaming service is now available via your kitchen toaster.

• DailyCandy has found a particularly tasty meat market in Dallas, where you can get jumbo sausages, tender loins, and flank steak–flavored condoms.

• Word also reaches us of a dairy that makes “perfect” milk using cloned cows.

• And Civil Eats reports that Alice Waters plans to launch a range of frozen foods, the NRA has debuted a pistol-shaped meat grinder, and …

Wait a minute. What’s the date today?