Sonoma Creamy Jack: A Sensible Gourmet Snack
I Paid $1.99 per 2.3-ounce snack pack (prices may vary by region)
Let's get the obvious problem with this cheese-based snack pack out of the way immediately. Try this dialogue on for size:
"Hey, whatcha snacking on?"
"Oh, I'm just eating some Creamy Jack. It's a sensible gourmet snack."
"Creamy ... oh. Oh, gosh. Keep that stuff away from me!"
"But it's only cheese!" (Creamy, wobbly, slightly rubbery cheese jiggles on the end of a sesame-studded cracker stick.)
"AAAIEEE!"
At any rate, Dairyfood USA called their cracker-and-processed-cheese snack packs Creamy Jack, so there's not much any of us can do about it.
The fact of the matter is that these things are dang tasty. The Cheddar variety was a little rubbery in texture but had a creamy, legitimately tangy real cheddar flavor. The Pepper Jack was equally good: It was creamier in texture (almost like sour cream), with a strongish kick at the end that turned into a pleasant hot-pepper burn.
In both cases, the miniature snack packs offered plenty of food (six cracker sticks plus a hearty little tub of cheese spread) that clocked in at under 200 calories with zero grams of saturated fat. It's worth getting over the name for the serious (and seriously good-tasting) snacking experience that Creamy Jack provides.
The Love Shack :), am I correct, alliegator?
There's a burger joint down my street that puts a white--I kid you not "love sauce" on the burgers. Now THAT is questionable!
No, this San Franciscan gets why the name is...questionable.
These things are so tasty! I felt kind of like a tool for buying what reminded me of those little cracker cheese packs with the red plastic "knife" that kids eat--but so glad I tried them. The only good flavor though, is the smoked gouda. The other ones have weird, plastic-y cheese.
*snickers*
Almost as good as "Jack Sauce" on your burgers.
ah, the upscale Cheese n Crackers. i don't understand your issue with the name. maybe it's a Mid-Western thing
Ooooooooh, guh-ROSSSSE.
>"Hey, whatcha snacking on?"
>"Oh, I'm just eating some Creamy Jack."
^ Hilarious.