Let's start with a little role-playing to get you in the mood for Oscar Night. "I can't believe what she's wearing." "Oh no, he didn't really say that!" "What the hell is up with her hair?" "Pass the popcorn!" For further Academy Awards–worthy mood enhancements, we've put together a concession stand sampler. All your favorite movie-theater treats to give you the strength and motivation to talk some serious smack about this year's winners, losers, and no-shows. So set up your room for optimal viewing-and-snacking pleasure, and settle down for the long haul.