The Onion on Food: People Like It

The latest reason to love The Onion: a column entitled People Like Food, in which Joseph Bruneel writes:

“During dinner one evening, my friend Dale refused to eat asparagus, so I thought to myself, ‘Does he not like food?’ But a few minutes later I looked over and he was eating some baked chicken. So, if he likes chicken, and chicken is food, then he must like food. See? Picky eaters like food, too.”

For more Onion awesomeness, watch this video about fast food feed bags. “It’s hot steamy food in your face right now.”


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