A Hideous Apron with an Unpleasant Surprise

The stock-in-trade at the Etsy shop of the, um, aptly named Leapinchubb is aprons. Specifically, aprons fitted with faux phalluses (phalli?) that are disturbingly real-looking, covered up with a tea towel sewn to the waist. Keep the towel down and you look like any average cook in an apron, though maybe a little bumpier than usual. Lift it up, and you've got laughter. Or something.

As Leapinchubb herself says, "The oversized penis is made from a nylon stocking and has pubic hair in the obvious areas! It is truely hilarious!" Truely hilarious, Leapinchubb. Truely.

Penis Apron, $25