Mutant Serving Utensils

What would happen if a utilitarian stainless-steel serving spoon, fancy heirloom silver, and a couple of hand tools were hybridized into one mutant serving utensil? I'll tell you what: a fancy new designer spoon, slotted spoon, and serving fork. They are on the pricey side, at $35 a pop more than a hundred bucks for a set of three, but they look good. Each piece is available in three colors: white, mustard yellow, and orange (paging 1976!).

My only qualm besides the price tag: They need a hole in the handle to hang them on the wall. If I'm paying $35 for cool serving pieces, I don't want to shove them in the back of a drawer.

Superior Servers, $35 each