Your Beer Smells Like Goat(cont.)
THE FEAR FACTOR
Historically, beer had lots of critters in it. That’s not to say it was unsafe: Because of beer’s alcohol level and relatively low pH, no known pathogens can live in it. However, before humans understood the concept of microbes, most beer probably contained Brett, souring bacteria, and other weird-tasting stuff.
The Lost Abbey’s 10 Commandments: earthy, raisins, figs, smooth, thick
“Brettanomyces used to be found in the India pale ales shipped over from Britain to India,” says UC Davis’s Bamforth.
But eventually brewers learned how they could eliminate wild-occurring yeasts and bacteria through sterilization, and for the most part they did. The main exception being lambics, a rustic, ultrasour style of beer still made the old-school way in the Senne valley of Belgium, by exposing unfermented beer to the air so that naturally occurring yeasts and bacteria can transform it into tart alcohol.
Part of the allure of making funky beers is the unmodern thrill of allowing nature to take its course. Some beers, like Russian River’s Consecration and Southampton’s Trappist IPA, are made with Brett and bacteria from a lab. Others, like all of Jolly Pumpkin’s beers (after an initial fermentation using normal brewer’s yeast), utilize naturally occurring Brett and bacteria found in the oak barrels used to age the beer. Whether or not it comes from a lab, Brett is unpredictable.
“Brett keeps going where other yeasts stop, so you just don’t always know what you’re going to get,” says the Lost Abbey’s head brewer, Tomme Arthur. “There’s a fear factor.”
Cilurzo is one of the only brewers in the United States who has gone all the way. His Beatification beer is fermented entirely via the open air, like a lambic. (He calls it a “sonambic,” because it’s made in Sonoma County, California.) Like a lambic, however, it has a really challenging flavor. Even Cilurzo thinks it’s too sour.
FUNKY BEER ON THE BLACK MARKET
Funky beers are not the next IPAs, that much is clear.
“You go to Joe Bob’s Pub, and they might actually have an IPA on tap. No way are they going to have a Brett beer on tap,” says Alan Jestice, co-owner of the Blind Tiger Ale House in New York City. Brett beers are too weird. Too pricey. (A 12-ouncer will run you at least $8, and extra-special ones
The collaborative Isabelle Proximus: dry, fruity, leathery, lemony-sour
like Beatification can be upward of $30.) And, according to one brewer, “Anyone can make a beer back at his brewery and throw a boatload of hops into it. Working with Brett is harder.” Most Brett beers are seasonal, regional, and made in extremely limited batches.
But the perversity, challenge, and controversy of funky beers make them a shoo-in for cult status. A common (quasi-legal) way people get their hands on them is by trading: On websites like BeerAdvocate.com, people post lists of rare beers they have alongside beers they want, and if a match with another user is made, the beers get mailed. Russian River’s beers are on nearly every list.
A few years ago, Vinnie Cilurzo participated in a side project of what was, essentially, a funky beer supergroup. He and the brewers from Avery, Allagash, Dogfish Head, and the Lost Abbey got together in San Marcos, California, and created a wild ale together. They each contributed oak casks for aging, so that each of their respective native funks would culture the beer. At the end, the casks were blended together.
Before it was released last year, Isabelle Proximus had already become like ultra-collectible rare-release vinyl, with beer geeks fretting over the fact that there were only 20 barrels, and anxiously strategizing about how and where they’d get a bottle. Its awesomeness was a nearly foregone conclusion.
Golden-colored, lemony, cheesy, wool horse blanket–y, it was dry as champagne and mouth-puckeringly tart. One beer blogger wrote: “Isabelle Proximus smells like foot but tastes delicious.”
In a single day, it was gone.
Ten Great Funky Beers
As is typical of wild ales, these beers aren’t easy to find: Some are only available in certain states, or during certain seasons. One (Isabelle Proximus) isn’t for sale anymore. You may have to hit the black market to find the more obscure ones. (The BeerAdvocate.com community is a good place to start.)
Ommegeddon
Lips of Faith Dark Kriek
The Dissident
Ommegeddon
Band-Aids, straw, sour horse-blanket, roasted coffee.
By: Brewery Ommegang, Cooperstown, New York
Bam Noire
Dark, musty, yeasty, sour. Based on a Belgian saison/farmhouse ale.
By: Jolly Pumpkin, Dexter, Michigan
Lips of Faith Dark Kriek
Slight cherry flavor, lightly tart, and only a little bit funky. A bunny slope of a wild ale.
By: New Belgium Brewing Company, Fort Collins, Colorado
Consecration
Strong cherry flavor (from the currants), champagnelike effervescence, thirst-quenching sourness.
By: Russian River Brewing Company, Santa Rosa, California
The Dissident
Tart fruit, wood, slightly medicinal. A riff on a Flanders-style brown ale.
By: Deschutes Brewery, Bend, Oregon
Interlude
Amber-colored, fruity, spicy, and funky.
By: Allagash Brewing Company, Portland, Maine
Rosso e Marrone
Very dry, heavy oak, winy.
By: Captain Lawrence Brewing Company, Pleasantville, New York
Isabelle Proximus
Dry, fruity, leathery, lemony-sour.
By: The Lost Abbey and friends (see main bar), San Marcos, California
10 Commandments
Earthy, raisins, figs, smooth, thick.
By: The Lost Abbey, San Marcos, California
Brabant
Malty, chocolaty, with dark fruit and a dry, tannic finish.
By: Avery Brewing Company, Boulder, Colorado
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Hmm. I'm not sure if I've tried anything from this category of beer. What level of funkiness are we talking about here? Does Arrogant Bastard fit the bill or is that stuff for pansies (by comparison)?
So long as there are still standards. I know I've tasted plenty of beers that try to be "quirky" in some way and just taste nasty.
Hooray for beer funk! I was introduced to sours this year and my beer universe is so much more exciting and interesting. Consecration is really fantastic stuff. I'm glad to see Lips of Faith get a mention - the Dark Kriek is good, but be sure to check out their La Folie!
My goodness I had absolutely no idea that it was so complicated. I am not surprised it tastes so horrible with all these things in it. I think I will leave bear drinking to you men. I'm going to stick to the pinot!
Thanks,
Chloe (from baby steriliser UK)
Ohhhhh baby. Can't tell you how exciting it is that more American brewers are playing with the dark, spooky mojo of the Beer Funk. I'm always on the lookout for eau-de-funky-barnyard in my beer. Bring it on!
Great article! Much like Bootsy Collins, I love me some funk. I've already knocked back 5 bottles of Consecration this year, as well as half a case of Isabelle Proximus, more Cantillon than I can remember and on and on.
Keep 'em coming, brewmasters!
Excellent article. This serves as a great exposé to the borderline-hysterical "micro-movement" going on with American sour beers in the past few years. It covers most of the key players (at least from America-- it'd be nice to see a little more lip service paid to the Belgian predecessors), and offers a nice mix of factual summary and "expert commentary" from some notable figures. And I can't...+READ
Excellent article. This serves as a great exposé to the borderline-hysterical "micro-movement" going on with American sour beers in the past few years. It covers most of the key players (at least from America-- it'd be nice to see a little more lip service paid to the Belgian predecessors), and offers a nice mix of factual summary and "expert commentary" from some notable figures. And I can't even pick a single factual error or misunderstanding, which is very unusual for a piece written about such a cult-like phenomenon. If anything, the one point I might disagree with is Adam Avery's comment about "baby diapers"-- that is a much more common descriptor of the aromatic byproducts from another family of microorganisms that can sometimes make their way into beers: enterobacter, which is a potentially infection-causing food contaminant that is otherwise found, yup, in your digestive tract. It is sometimes found in (*hopefully*) trace amounts in some of these same beers that are open to (otherwise-beneficial) bacterial contamination. One recent beer that has been noted to contain some of these components is the Jolly Pumpkin Bam Noire depicted here. But I digress. . .
Overall, the article does a great job of capturing a lot of the mystique, elusiveness, and glory of these beers. That list of 10 Great Funky Beers is a terrific start-- it includes some of the best beers out there, but also leaves quite a number of fabulous beers omitted, no doubt for later discovery. And for those who might be curious to explore similar flavors from brewers and beers of "the old world," a lot of inspiration no doubt comes from traditional Belgian lambics made by places like Brasserie Cantillon, Drie Fonteinen, Hanssens, and Girardin; other brett-spiked beers include the singular, unmistakable majesty Orval from Belgium (with its own host of imitators), most anything from Brouwerij 't IJ of the Netherlands, several bottled beers from Burton Bridge in the UK, and a whole host of farmhouse beers and newer "wild ales" made by Fantome and De Proefbrouwerij (both in Belgium), to name a few. Still other "new wave" producers of similar beers are coming out all over Europe-- from Italy to Denmark to Switzerland and France. It's not just an American cultural phenomenon, and these beers are not only available in the US (although most of the beers mentioned in this article are).-COLLAPSE
Great article! Hope it gives folks an idea of what we funky and wild yeast brewers are about and up to. One thing, it sort of sounded like I don't like Parialment. The reverse is true. At least one, if not more of their songs float out of our brewery ipod on any give day. - I can't hope to think my beers are in the same league with the masters of Funk. - but if others do, well, I'm more than ok...+READ
Great article! Hope it gives folks an idea of what we funky and wild yeast brewers are about and up to. One thing, it sort of sounded like I don't like Parialment. The reverse is true. At least one, if not more of their songs float out of our brewery ipod on any give day. - I can't hope to think my beers are in the same league with the masters of Funk. - but if others do, well, I'm more than ok with that!
Cheers,
Ron
Jolly Pumpkin-COLLAPSE