Losing weight, quitting smoking, learning how to knit, being nicer to your sister: These are all terribly worthy New Year’s resolutions, and we applaud you. But let’s assume you’re slender, you’re pure of lung, and your sister has all the homemade sweaters she can handle. What’s an angel to do? Read CHOW, of course.
I resolve to …
Learn how to present a cheese plate
Buy accessories for illegal things
