Crap on a “Top Chef” Plate

This week, Top Chef’s ousted Carlos Fernandez wields an oratory onslaught at our Joyce Slaton. He reveals his thoughts on the phallic nature of Doritos, how Betty doesn’t know what she’s doing, and the intricacies involved in lubricating kitchen appliances. He gets bonus points for coining “scandalicious” and “braggadocious.”

Listen to other “Top Chef” podcasts:
Marisa Churchill and Josie Smith-Malave
Emily Sprissler
Otto Borsich
Suyai Steinhauer and Judge Tom Colicchio

For a full overview of this episode, check out TV.com.