Opened two years ago by Sara Spearin, a pastry chef who has worked at many high-end SF restaurants, Dynamo is located inside a retro-looking yellow and green painted café with a takeout window on a predominantly Latino commercial street in the Mission District. The morning we went, the ever-changing flavors included blueberry cornmeal, lemon pistachio, strawberry semolina, maple apple bacon (one of their most famous varieties), the aforementioned Monte Cristo, chocolate spice, chocolate rose, and chocolate saffron. We ordered them all, with less embarrassment when the guy at the counter told us that we weren't the first ones. Although, "It's usually a big guy with something to prove," he said.
Inside the café (there's also a beautiful garden patio), there were several couples on what looked to be weekday breakfast dates. We later found out that this is a "thing" that a lot of Mission District couples do.
The yeasted doughnuts were denser than your typical doughnut; a few of the chocolate varieties were more like old-fashioneds, with an intense brownie taste and consistency. Nearly all had a crunchy textural element, like bacon bits, pistachio nuts, or cornmeal. The flavors were vivid: The strawberries in the strawberry semolina tasted ripe and fresh, and you could see fruit chunks. The lemon glaze on the lemon pistachio was really lemony. Neither of us loved the maple apple bacon doughnut that is so popular—although the roasted pieces of apple in it were nice, the bacon seemed like a novelty act that didn't do much overall.
Past flavors have included lemon thyme, banana de leche, apricot cardamom, candied orange blossom, quince crumb, molasses Guinness, Meyer lemon blackberry, and caramel de sel. So, do you feel less gross after eating a creative doughnut versus the kind that costs 50 cents? Unfortunately no.



Why did you think it was negative wisenyoung? Because I felt gross after I ate the donut? It tasted so good going down...
@wisenyoung... regardless of whether it's innovative or interesting, it's still an overpriced donut dressed up w/ "novel" bacon flavoring or haute spices. Unfortunately, I've actually tried the lemon pistachio myself because their ever-popular meat pastry was sold out. My wallet and I would've greatly benefited from reading this article prior. I'll gladly pay for good food, but it was anything...+READ
@wisenyoung... regardless of whether it's innovative or interesting, it's still an overpriced donut dressed up w/ "novel" bacon flavoring or haute spices. Unfortunately, I've actually tried the lemon pistachio myself because their ever-popular meat pastry was sold out. My wallet and I would've greatly benefited from reading this article prior. I'll gladly pay for good food, but it was anything but...-COLLAPSE
A surprisingly negative tone to the review for a place that seems rather interesting and a little inovative.
They have freakin EVERYTHING in San Francisco! Why don't they share with the rest of the Bay Area! I can only make it there every now and then; I live about 45 minutes away, but I want to try this place!
That sounds heavenly. I would kill to have a place like this in my city.