Details magazine posted a hysterical slide show interspersing certain Food Network personalities with porn stars, who all seem to be in the throes of extreme ecstacy. Avid FN watchers won’t necessarily be fooled by all of these images, but the ones that do trip you up aren’t surprising.
The blog at the National Journal calls it “barely suitable for a family publication,” which is incentive enough to click on through to the other side.
I echo Gawker’s relief that “hankfully, Mario Batali kept his clothes on,” but associating Alton Brown with an orgasm face has me gouging out my mind’s eye.
I'll never forget the November 2005 Harper's Monthly article in which a successful professional pornographer (can't recall her name) sat down with a reporter and analyzed the Food Network shot-by-shot as porn.