The Dark Lie of the Healthy Toaster Tart

Are there some internal contradictions in the Health Valley Organic Multigrain Chocolate Toaster Tarts? Supertaster James Norton thinks there might be.

James Norton edits the Upper Midwestern food journal Heavy Table. He's also the coauthor of a book on Wisconsin's master cheesemakers. Follow CHOW on Twitter, and become a fan on Facebook.