Hot Pockets Snackers: The 3 A.M. Magic Bullet

The magic spice called "being totally exhausted and starving in the middle of the night" proves to be just what Hot Pockets' new baked-not-fried snack bombs need in order to be mostly irresistible.

James Norton edits the Upper Midwestern food journal Heavy Table. He's also the coauthor of a book on Wisconsin's master cheesemakers. Follow CHOW on Twitter, and become a fan on Facebook.