Wondering Where to Eat on Valentine’s Day? Use This Chart

Scoring a table on Valentine’s Day is a time-honored way to rack up points with your sweetie, but picking a restaurant is tricky. Go too far upscale and you could scare off a crush who considers your arrangement casual, but roll into a folksy neighborhood dive and your fiancé might feel the fool for dressing nice. Relax: This handy flow chart should help you calibrate a dining-out venue to your relationship, and save you from a night spent alone on the couch, catching up with that Big Love backlog.
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  • "You know when you hear girls saying like, 'ahh I was so shit faced last night I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!"

  • not too clever, not helpful, not terribly funny.

  • A proper Valentine's without ...a mistake of some sort? na!

  • If any ladies are interested in treating me to an expensive dinner, I'm available and am willing to take shower and put on clean underwear.

  • Replace "Midpriced Thai" with "Midpriced Indian" and you've got my V-Day!
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