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Bon Appétit Steam-Baked Meals

Bon Appétit Steam-Baked Meals

I Paid: $5.99 for a two-meal bag (each serving was 11 to 12 ounces; prices may vary by region)

Taste: 5 stars

Marketing: 5 stars

The pretense of Schwan's Bon Appétit brand of frozen meals (no association with the magazine of the same name) hits you in the face like a challenge. There are the upscale themes of the meals themselves (Smoked Apple & Uncured Bacon Chicken, Lemon Butter Chicken with Israeli-style couscous, etc.), there's the parchment bag that encloses each meal, and—most notably—there are the wine recommendations and suggestions for homemade-side-salad pairings on the back of each meal.

The meals do not live up to expectations. They shatter expectations. Preparation is absurdly easy: Put the parchment bags on a pan and bake at 350 for 30 or so minutes, remove the pan from the oven, cut the end of each bag, dump the steam-baked meal onto your plate. Each meal includes pleasant and substantial sides that marry well with the main protein and the accompanying sauce. The three meals I tried ranged from 360 to 470 calories and included things like green beans, carrots, and roasted potatoes; and the ingredients, while not entirely corn-syrup- and multisyllabic-chemical-free, were largely recognizable and wholesome.

And the flavor is terrific; all three meals I sampled were uniformly well balanced and thoughtfully made. (They also come two servings to a bag, an incredible deal at $6 per bag.) Lemon Butter Chicken was moist and flavorful, with grill marks lending a bit of texture and additional depth, and the zingy butter sauce that covered the meat was equally pleasant on the accompanying couscous, baby carrots, and slender green and yellow beans. Pork in Chipotle BBQ Sauce was easily the best "BBQ"-style prepackaged meal I've eaten: The sauce had depth of flavor and was encouraging to the appetite without being syrupy or sweet. Each bite of the masa tamale stuffing, covered in sauce and taken with pork and potato, was a legitimate delight.

Perhaps best of all was the Smoked Apple & Uncured Bacon Chicken, which was infused with a pervasive but not artificial or overdone taste of smoke. Tender potatoes and still-snappy spherical carrots were obvious and totally appropriate wingmen for the chicken itself, which emerged from the parchment pouch as tender and tasteful as its Lemon Butter comrade.

The Bon Appétit line is in the midst of an initial regional launch, but the company has global reach; my own prediction would be a national launch at a higher price in the near future. When these Steam-Baked Meals arrive in your town—or if you're fortunate enough to be living in the Midwest—fill your freezer till it strains at the hinges.

James Norton edits the Upper Midwestern food journal Heavy Table. He's also the coauthor of a book on Wisconsin's master cheesemakers. For his Supertaster Daily videos, he samples offerings from supermarket aisles and fast-food menus. (Click here to see all of James's previous Supertaster work.) You can follow him on Twitter and fan him on Facebook.

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  • Nitrites are present in "uncured" meats. Nitrates are present in celery and sea salt. These naturally occurring Nitrates are converted to Nitrite during the processing of the meat. Nitrite levels in "uncured" products may be and often are present in higher levels than traditionally cured meats.

    "Uncured" is a deceptive marketing term to fool the gullible consumers who foolishly believe natural...+READ

    Nitrites are present in "uncured" meats. Nitrates are present in celery and sea salt. These naturally occurring Nitrates are converted to Nitrite during the processing of the meat. Nitrite levels in "uncured" products may be and often are present in higher levels than traditionally cured meats.

    "Uncured" is a deceptive marketing term to fool the gullible consumers who foolishly believe natural chemicals are not chemicals, and have a distrust of processed food but for some crazy reason they believe the marketing hype of food companies that process food and label it "natural" or "uncured" or "organic".-COLLAPSE

  • Were you able to get this product from the local Schwan's Truck or is it available in stores ?

  • The Pillsbury logo ripoff is troubling but the review is solid.

  • I bought one of these the other day, but I didn't see any of the flavors discussed here. There was a beef burgundy-type dinner (which I bought) and a rosemary chicken one. The price point was slightly higher than discussed here - $8.99 - but I got it on sale for $6.99.

  • @babybat: "Uncured bacon" is the term for bacon that hasn't been cured with nitrites. It's still cured, and still tastes like bacon, but it gets that way with salt and celery juice instead of nitrites.

  • Now THAT's an effusive endorsement. Would that we could get similar enthusiasm for, oh, a single GOP candidate at the moment. LOL.

  • I don't mean to sound pedantic, but isn't "uncured bacon" just pork? I mean, doesn't it need to be cured in order to count as bacon?

  • Love Schwan's! Good to see they're still doing well.