It’s hard to imagine Gwyneth Paltrow sticking her hand up into a chicken’s body cavity. But she DOES! The aching need to make fun of her conflicts with the impression that maybe she’s not that bad of an entitled, privileged mega-celebrity. But she peels fingerling potatoes! THE HORROR. The Hungry Beast features this seven-minute masterpiece this week.











Can you say, “Cross Contamination?” I know it’s a pseudo-cooking show type thing, but geez.
Otherwise GP’s got a good thing going. Looks yummy.
Yes, she does.
I’m hoping against hope that she’s washed her hands, and cutting surfaces with hot soapy water well. Pleeeeese. Yes, yes it does look good. I do love that she actually eats some food.